thetowndrugdealer:

*hears suspicious sound while home alone*
*turns music up louder*
im safe now

dutchster:

pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby)

(Source: vodka-in-my-cup)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

awwww-cute:

Yes, can I help you?

awwww-cute:

Yes, can I help you?

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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(Source: ugly)

sealfie:

myheadisloud:

c-ornsilk:


Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s

THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN
LIKE SHIT
ARE YOU KIDDING

can we talk about those cute as heck outfits though

They LOOK SO CLASSY AND AMAZING

sealfie:

myheadisloud:

c-ornsilk:

Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s

THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN

LIKE SHIT

ARE YOU KIDDING

can we talk about those cute as heck outfits though

They LOOK SO CLASSY AND AMAZING

(Source: historiespast)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Eugene Mirman

It seems that when you want to make a woman into a hero, you hurt her first. When you want to make a man into a hero, you hurt… also a woman first.

(Source: sandandglass)

commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am